Friday, April 26, 2013

Kolaveri-D Song for Onsite People... :)

I tried to write something... Here it is...  Just for fun.. No hard feelings..

  
yo boys i am singing song
Onsite boy's song
flop song

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Code wrong
Testing correct
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Defect please
why this kolaveri..di

distance la deliverable-u deliverable-u
deliverable color-u Red-u
Black background Mainframes color-u
Mainframes color-u Green-u green-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

white skin-u Client-u Client-u
Client-u heart-u black-u
eyes-u eyes-u fight-u fight-u
my project dark

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Team-u KT-u eduthuko
apadiye document pothuko
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan sariya KT edu super maama ready ready 1 2 3 4

whaa wat a change over Client maamu
ok maamu now process change-u

Kaila New Process
Only English

Hand la New Process...
Process la tools
Mind-u full-aa tension nu

Empty knowledge-u
Project come-u
Deliverable reverse gear-u

Clientuu Clientuu
oh my love clientu
you showed me CSAT rating bouv- u
Project-u project-u holi project-u

I want u hear now-u
PM i m dying now-u
Client is happy how-u

this song for onsite boys-u
we dont have choice-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

flop project song...

Courtesy-u courtesy-u My project experience courtesy :)

With Thanks from Vimal Kumar