Workaholic

Funny Side Effects of continuous working :)

I once left home to go to the market wearing
my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me
why I was wearing it !!!!
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of
unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in
one of the best restaurants.
And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with
Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom
was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending
the status call?"
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I don't login to facebook, yahoo, gmail,
youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home…
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it does happens with me
also.
keeping hands in front of tap waiting for
water to drop by itself is very frequent with
me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off
the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u
back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a
message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe
it's in the recycle bin !
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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a
tab….
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or
500mg…..
I replied 256mb….thank god he didn't notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie.
In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right
corner of the Theatre…

!!~!! Food- Venue !!~!!

       Food in the Olympics Venue - Beijing

Isn't it Delicious????? :-p

 

 

 

 

Good Learning!!! – MAY YOU PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students "How much do you think this glass weighs?" '50gms!'….. '100gms!' …..'125gms' …the students answered. "I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?" 'Nothing' …the students said. 'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked. 'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student "You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?" "Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!" … Ventured another student & all the students laughed "Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" Asked the professor. 'No'.. Was the answer. "Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?" The students were puzzled. "What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again. "Put the glass down!" said one of the students "Exactly!" said the professor. Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before you go to sleep… That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!            So, when you start your day today, Remember to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

SUPER JOKE MUST READ

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na......
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Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
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Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for
me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwak hi maanegi )
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Girl : --12:30
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Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
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Girl: --tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi )
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )

Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein .
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Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..
ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!
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(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh)
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
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Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye.........
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Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kaby )

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Ramayan by IT People!!

Once an IT Guy wrote The Ramayana in his IT Language... LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs–RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(KaiKayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at theinstigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, which, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka. —————-INTERVAL——————– RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM.SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His ROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at anastonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself intoLAN-ka.After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta.After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta carptured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'.Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES toRAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan'sSUN(son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily ever after.

Gone are the days..

Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain Give Me Another Chance I Wanna Grow Up Once Again...

 

SWEET MEMORIES, I suppose most of us can relate this to our past , what you say ? JJ

Gone are the days...
  
When The school reopened in June, And we settled in our new desks and Benches!
 
When we queued up in book depot, And got our new books And notes!
 
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, Yet Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
  
We learnt writing with Slates and pencils, and Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!
  
When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to Color pencils and finally sketch pens!
  
When we started calculating First with tables and then with Clarke's tables and advanced to Calculators and computers! 
 
When we chased one another in the Corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms Drenched in sweat!
 
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors, Playgrounds, Under the trees and even in cycle sheds! 
 
When all the colors in the world, Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!
 
When a single P.T. period in the weeks' Time Table, Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!
  
When cricket was played with writing pads as bats, And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!
 
When few played "Kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun, While others simply played "Book cricket" in the Confines of classroom!

 

Of fights but no conspiracies, Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!
  
When we used to Watch Live Cricket telecast, In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!
 
When few rushed at 3:45 to "Conquer" window seats in our School bus!

While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint", "Kulfi", "milk ice!" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!
 
Gone are the days Of Sports Day, And the annual School Day , And the one-month long Preparations for them.
  
Gone are the days Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams, and the most Enjoyed holidays after them!
 
Gone are the days Tenth and twelfth standards, when We spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
 
We learnt, 
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends, So much experience, all this and more!
  
Gone are the days  
When we used To talk for hours with our friends! Now we don't have time to say a 'Hi'!
 
Gone are the days
When we played games on the road! Now we Code on the road with laptop!
  
Gone are the days
When we saw stars Shining at Night! Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!
  
Gone are the days
When we even troubled The girls on the street! Now we do have girls around us but Still don't find time to talk to them
  
Gone are the days 
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds! Now we chat in chat rooms.....!
   
Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our Hearts!! Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!
 
Gone are the days 
When we shared a plate of Gobi Manchurian with 10 people with 10 RS in pocket !!! Now you can buy 10 plates, but there are no 10 people around you to share.

 

Gone are the days 
When we had a cup of grape juice with 4 straws in it with 4 people a take a sip !!! Now you can't find a person to share the second straw

 

Gone are the days 
When we bunked the class and went for outings !!! Now you cannot find a single day to go for a walk with your friend.

 

Gone are the days 
When we travelled 4 people on a 2 seat bike !!! Now you cannot find a company in your 10 seat car.

 

Gone are the days 
But not the memories, which will be Lingering in our hearts forever and ever and Ever and ever and ever.....

 

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

 

Talk to your parents, express your love, spend some time with them, take them for a walk. Talk to your friends ,call them say Hi. LIFE is all about …….

 NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE, DONT FORGET TO LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL EXISTS....