Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Have a Good Day...


Frown when you get upset...


Read books that you enjoy...



Play with simple things...

Do whatever you want whenever you want...

Look for affection when you need it...

Get serious once in a while...
et about diets...
Show some affection...

Get angry once in a while...

Change your look...
Be happy, above all, regardless what your challenges may be......
 
 
 
Thanks & Regards...

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Wonderful one minute

    Wonderful one minute... 

One smart Software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Pune in a train.
Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her
grandma.
 
With-in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our Software
Engineer & that girl.

After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very
dark.
 
Suddenly, everybody heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grand ma thought that,
 
" The Guy is a rogue; how dare he kiss my granddaughter!
But my Granddaughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy."

PM thought that,
 
" I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl!
But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"

That girl thought that,
 
" I feel happy, when that guy kissed me,
 
but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".

Finally, the Software engineer thought?

"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at
d same time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."

Remarkable charcoal finger painted landscape mural

Can you believe Judith Braun used her bare hands to finger-paint this spectacular landscape painting? The artist used her signature style of finger-painting for the latest addition to her Fingerings series. Employing her method, which basically involves covering her fingers in grounded charcoal, the New York-based artist has produced yet another remarkable wall mural.
The piece, titled Diamond Dust, goes beyond her past fingerings by covering far more ground. It is 12 feet by 48 feet, making it Braun's largest site-specific project to date.
Even if Braun had traditionally painted this large-scale piece with a paintbrush, it's an aesthetically attractive painting with interesting gradients and swirling features. However, the fact that she incorporated her finger-drawing technique makes the piece all the more impressive. Diamond Dust was was created by Braun within a week's time in front of a live audience. It is currently on display at the Chrysler Museum of Art in Norfolk, Virgina through the summer until July 1, 2012.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Monday, April 2, 2012

Women never listens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.




Attention female readers
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Male readers: Please scroll down.

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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!



Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.
 
 
 

Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?

Just For Fun.. Read Whenever you are free….
 
 
 
Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?


One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one
from TCS, went out for a walk.

"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"

Why not, said the other two.

The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,
works for the best firm".

Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the
monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.

As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny
gestures... no good, the monkey stayed put...

Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained
to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out
laughing at him..



The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take
another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"

So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS
guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they
failed again...

Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and
oh! It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder!



The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said
"OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to
you. Let's make this monkey run".

And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it
stayed where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and
prodded the monkey- still No go.

So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear.
The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if
it was scared to death!

The other two surrendered.

They Said: "OK, we give up.

You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three.
But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.



"Well", said the Infosian , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I
work for Infosys . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get
paid ...so it started crying.

And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!"