Saturday, September 29, 2012

Playing with food!!!!

  


  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  
 

  

  

  

  

  

  

  


  

  

  

  

  
  


  

  
  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  


 
 
 

Friday, September 28, 2012

Ramayan by IT People!!




Once an IT Guy wrote The Ramayana in his IT Language...

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs–RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(KaiKayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at theinstigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, which, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

—————-INTERVAL——————–

RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM.SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His ROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at anastonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself intoLAN-ka.After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta.After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta carptured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'.Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES toRAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan'sSUN(son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily ever after.
 
 

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Gone are the days..


Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain Give Me Another Chance I Wanna Grow Up Once Again...
 
SWEET MEMORIES, I suppose most of us can relate this to our past , what you say ? JJ

Gone are the days...
  
When The school reopened in June, And we settled in our new desks and Benches!
 
When we queued up in book depot, And got our new books And notes!
 
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, Yet Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
  
We learnt writing with Slates and pencils, and Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!
  
When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to Color pencils and finally sketch pens!
  
When we started calculating First with tables and then with Clarke's tables and advanced to Calculators and computers! 
 
When we chased one another in the Corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms Drenched in sweat!
 
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors, Playgrounds, Under the trees and even in cycle sheds! 
 
When all the colors in the world, Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!
 
When a single P.T. period in the weeks' Time Table, Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!
  
When cricket was played with writing pads as bats, And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!
 
When few played "Kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun, While others simply played "Book cricket" in the Confines of classroom!
 
Of fights but no conspiracies, Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!
  
When we used to Watch Live Cricket telecast, In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!
 
When few rushed at 3:45 to "Conquer" window seats in our School bus!

While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint", "Kulfi", "milk ice!" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!
 
Gone are the days Of Sports Day, And the annual School Day , And the one-month long Preparations for them.
  
Gone are the days Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams, and the most Enjoyed holidays after them!
 
Gone are the days Tenth and twelfth standards, when We spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
 
We learnt, 
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends, So much experience, all this and more!
  
Gone are the days  
When we used To talk for hours with our friends! Now we don't have time to say a 'Hi'!
 
Gone are the days
When we played games on the road! Now we Code on the road with laptop!
  
Gone are the days
When we saw stars Shining at Night! Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!
  
Gone are the days
When we even troubled The girls on the street! Now we do have girls around us but Still don't find time to talk to them
  
Gone are the days 
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds! Now we chat in chat rooms.....!
   
Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our Hearts!! Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!
 
Gone are the days 
When we shared a plate of Gobi Manchurian with 10 people with 10 RS in pocket !!! Now you can buy 10 plates, but there are no 10 people around you to share.
 
Gone are the days 
When we had a cup of grape juice with 4 straws in it with 4 people a take a sip !!! Now you can't find a person to share the second straw
 
Gone are the days 
When we bunked the class and went for outings !!! Now you cannot find a single day to go for a walk with your friend.
 
Gone are the days 
When we travelled 4 people on a 2 seat bike !!! Now you cannot find a company in your 10 seat car.
 
Gone are the days 
But not the memories, which will be Lingering in our hearts forever and ever and Ever and ever and ever.....
 
Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!
 
Talk to your parents, express your love, spend some time with them, take them for a walk. Talk to your friends ,call them say Hi. LIFE is all about …….
 NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE, DONT FORGET TO LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL EXISTS....

Sunday, September 23, 2012

तुम याद हमें भी कर लेना

जब झूम के उट्ठे सावन तो, तुम याद हमें भी कर लेना
जब टूट के बरसे बादल तो, तुम याद हमें भी कर लेना

जब रात की पलकों पर कोई ग़मगीन सितारा चमक उठे
और दर्द की शिद्दत से दिल भी जब रेजाँ-रेजाँ हो जाए
जब छलक उठे बेबात नयन,तुम याद हमें भी कर लेना।

पूरे चाँद की रातों में जब हवा चले ठंडी-ठंडी
और कोई दीवाना पंछी जब चाहत से चाँद को तकता हो

उस लम्हे की खामोशी को तुम अल्फाजों में बाँधो जब
और लिखो जब कोई ग़ज़ल, तुम याद हमें भी कर लेना।

सारी ख्वाहिश बर आए जब, और दिल ख्वाहिश से खाली हो
सब के बाद जो तेरा दिल, बस चाहत का सवाली हो

बेगर्ज़ मोहब्बत की चाहत में, दिल तेरा जब तड़प उट्ठे
ये तड़प जब हद से बढ़ जाए,तुम याद हमें भी कर लेना।

दिल का भोला बच्चा जब, सबसे बगावत कर बैठे
तन्हा-तन्हा रुठा-रुठा दीवाना बन जाए जब

जब दुनिया भर से शिकवा हो और आँख से आँसू बह निकले
उस मासूम से लम्हे में तुम याद हमें भी कर लेना।

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Nice Phrases Women Use:

(1) Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes:
  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes, if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 

(4) Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 

(5) Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 

(6) That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..
 

(7) Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
 

(8) Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying--Get lost.
 

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.