Mom
comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...... .. who lives with a girl roommate
Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over
the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to
wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About
a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to
dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure."
So
he sat down and wrote :
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Dear
Mother:
I'm
not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that
you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
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Several
days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :
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Dear
Son:
I'm
not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do
not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her
OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
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Lesson
of the day:
Don't
Lie to Your Mother ...... ...... especially if she is Indian !
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