In some remote village of India,
one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.
He is at the krishnajanma' part of it.
Masterji:
"Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him.
He was furious.
He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
Third one is born."
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
Ramu :
"Masterji, I have a doubt"
(sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji:
"Ramu bete,
whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come u have one?"
Ramu :
"Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him,
*WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL??* "
Masterji fainted...???... :-P
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