Wonderful thoughts on human life/behaviour

Wonderful thoughts on human life/behaviour. Written by a 90 year old... This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!! Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio . "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 42 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. 17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful. 18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger. 19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else. 20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer. 21. Over prepare, then go with the flow. 23. No one is in charge of your happiness but you. 24. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?' 25. Always choose life. 26. Forgive everyone everything. 27. What other people think of you is none of your business. 28. Time heals almost everything. Give time time. 29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does 31. Believe in miracles. 32. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do. 33. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now. 34. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young. 35. Your children get only one childhood. 36. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved. 37. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. 38. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back. 39. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. 40. The best is yet to come... 41. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. 42. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

Workaholic

Funny Side Effects of continuous working :)

I once left home to go to the market wearing
my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me
why I was wearing it !!!!
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of
unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in
one of the best restaurants.
And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with
Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom
was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending
the status call?"
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I don't login to facebook, yahoo, gmail,
youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home…
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it does happens with me
also.
keeping hands in front of tap waiting for
water to drop by itself is very frequent with
me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off
the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u
back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a
message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe
it's in the recycle bin !
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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a
tab….
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or
500mg…..
I replied 256mb….thank god he didn't notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie.
In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right
corner of the Theatre…

!!~!! Food- Venue !!~!!

       Food in the Olympics Venue - Beijing

Isn't it Delicious????? :-p

 

 

 

 

Good Learning!!! – MAY YOU PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students "How much do you think this glass weighs?" '50gms!'….. '100gms!' …..'125gms' …the students answered. "I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?" 'Nothing' …the students said. 'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked. 'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student "You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?" "Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!" … Ventured another student & all the students laughed "Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" Asked the professor. 'No'.. Was the answer. "Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?" The students were puzzled. "What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again. "Put the glass down!" said one of the students "Exactly!" said the professor. Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before you go to sleep… That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!            So, when you start your day today, Remember to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

SUPER JOKE MUST READ

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na......
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Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
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Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for
me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwak hi maanegi )
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Girl : --12:30
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Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
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Girl: --tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi )
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )

Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein .
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Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..
ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!
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(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh)
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
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Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye.........
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Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kaby )

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